thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you


 posted 15 hours ago · 498975 notes (goreshter © k1mkardashian)

“I’m an adult, but not like a real adult” — anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)


 posted 18 hours ago · 289306 notes (joceln © prettyboystyles)

saddeer:

this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time


 posted 1 day ago · 265782 notes (melodykalypso © BuzzFeed)

  • kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

 posted 1 day ago · 254889 notes (lilypotterr © holyshitlou)

dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business



saepphire:

silver-lining-ceramics:

Succulent Planters!

www.etsy.com/shop/silverliningceramics







thescienceofjohnlock:

memeprincess69:

can  we stop acting like romantic love “”completes you”” as a person because i’m pretty sure aromantic people aren’t broken or incomplete

also single people aren’t broken or incomplete



babyhaims:

*sees dog* that is the most beautiful dog i’ve ever seen
*sees another dog* that is the most beautiful dog i’ve ever seen
*sees third dog* that is the most beautiful dog i’ve ever s