i’ve written a song about a tortilla

well it’s more of a wrap

i’ve just started a band called 999 megabytes

we haven’t done a gig yet

albrie:

when 6 bloggers share a hotel room…

it hit 20k my friends are officially famous

gweebog:

gweebog:

dad melted the chinese so i haven’t had dinner

okay this was badly worded my dad has not committed genocide repeat there was no genocide involved

pLEASE

wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY THAT”S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET

if it’s called an otp why do i have 28 of them

why did no one warn me ten months ago when i joined tumblr that soon i would be rooting around in my dinner screaming i tHINK I ATE THE LAST P and trying to fashion a convincing G out of a failed Q