i’ve written a song about a tortilla

well it’s more of a wrap


 posted 1 year ago · 36776 notes
#10k

i’ve just started a band called 999 megabytes

we haven’t done a gig yet



albrie:

when 6 bloggers share a hotel room…

it hit 20k my friends are officially famous

albrie:

when 6 bloggers share a hotel room…

it hit 20k my friends are officially famous


 posted 1 year ago · 297674 notes (albrie
#10k

gweebog:

gweebog:

dad melted the chinese so i haven’t had dinner

okay this was badly worded my dad has not committed genocide repeat there was no genocide involved

pLEASE


 posted 1 year ago · 34522 notes (draconisglow-moved © albrie)
#10k

wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY THAT”S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET


 posted 1 year ago · 151211 notes
#10k

if it’s called an otp why do i have 28 of them


 posted 1 year ago · 116236 notes
#10k

why did no one warn me ten months ago when i joined tumblr that soon i would be rooting around in my dinner screaming i tHINK I ATE THE LAST P and trying to fashion a convincing G out of a failed Q

why did no one warn me ten months ago when i joined tumblr that soon i would be rooting around in my dinner screaming i tHINK I ATE THE LAST P and trying to fashion a convincing G out of a failed Q


 posted 1 year ago · 16709 notes
#i'm ill #10k